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- No. 7 · Tuesday 29 October 2126Preston pair detained after setting 61-second human-touch world record
- No. 6 · Monday 28 October 2126Middlesbrough gives Earth free access to centuries of borrowed lives
- No. 5 · Monday 28 October 2126Liverpool police arrest 8,214 people for illegal face-to-face gathering
- No. 4 · Monday 28 October 2126Sunderland wakes 80,000 healthy starfarers after journeys to 12 planets
- No. 3 · Monday 28 October 2126Lerwick closes Albion’s last jail after thieves restore 8,214 childhoods
- No. 2 · Monday 28 October 2126Derry police hunt coder who turned 18,000 calm glands violent
- No. 1 · Monday 28 October 2126Bath police arrest 612 in raid on illegal embrace club